Thinking am I the scapegoat of the day
Came out feeling better, not one bit
Oh shit! My appraisal got hit!!
Sit down he said its going to take long
And I think I could hear someone play the funeral song
The cold vibe I was getting, just did it
Oh shit! My appraisal got hit!!
He went on to tell me all that I did not do
No weekly reports, No timesheets, No lack of initiative will do
No this no that, every excuse to deem me unfit
Oh shit! My appraisal got hit!!!
You analyse well, design and code well too
But your review mistakes no one can undo
You also need to improve on the technical bit
Oh shit! My appraisal got hit!!
He wasn't even started yet on project quality
He could have dished out my mistakes till eternity
For all those messed up things he faced in audit
Oh shit! My appraisal got hit!!
I wondered am I that bad at it
All the toil now seems like exploit
All the good work and no credit
Oh shit! My appraisal got hit!!
And then he says look on the brighter side
You are bad no doubt but worse could be it
And I see no improvement one tad bit
Oh shit! My appraisal got hit!!
As the discussion drooled along
I prayed god make me strong
Today he wasn't handing me a clean chit
Oh shit! My appraisal got hit!!
Out of the meeting now and I feel lighter
Maybe wiser and somewhat happier
Only to realise that all this is bullshit
But for the record ... my appraisal got hit!!
These were few things on which I pondered
Its not that bad is what I wondered
Four years now, am waiting for my gold biscuit
Who cares if my appraisal got hit!!
6 comments:
Awesome work KSP !! loved the whole sequel...
Dont know if this helps - but appraisals in recession can be no different than this... his boss must have screwed his a$$ n he in turn is contributing his bit ;-)
Sab moh maya hai... ab tu isse nikal and ek naya self firm khol... then i will also join u (ofcourse need not to mention on my $$$ expectations :P )
and yes... u atleast had an appraisal process.. in our case they wouldn't even spend time in initiating the process... hidden cost cutting motive :D
kavivarya shri kaustubh suresh pandharipande .... !!!! :D
Prose and poetry, yours is so nice
Become an author, think wise
Maybe once, you should think about it
Then there would be no appraisals and hence no hit!
Good One dude !!
Keep posting....
nice
visit : http://astrologerdrsudhirshah.blogspot.com/
you will like it.
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